Category: Marcus

Sedave’s got to go back to Riften in a couple days for reasons that were frankly incomprehensible… but he said he’d stick around to help out with styling this new outfit we got from RefurbMadness.

… Marcus wants to start with The Hat.

Of course he does.

Yeah.

So remind me why we spend all that time on the hair? And pay for that expensive hair product? Hm?

Marcus says he does not care. It’s in the budget, he says smugly. Oh and he’s keeping it. It’s a great hat.

I told Marcus I was pretty sure he could live under it.

Like a Forsworn hag in a hut.

Or.. See? Marcus can now disguise himself as a mountain. AND he can store his lunch in there. A change of boots. A keg of mead! Wouldn’t Alfgar like that. Or–

What?!

Marcus says we are being assholes.

This is why we don’t get to have nice things.

Look, the whole point to taking these pictures with YOU, pretty boy, is so that people wanna look at you. You’re the eye candy. We’ve got enough pictures of that damn hat, so let’s move on, okay?

Marcus says that nobody gets pretty things unless they are nice.

How soon we forget… Now Sedave is weighing in.

FINE.

We’ll get on with things–

And now we get to the whining about how hot the lights are, and how bright this ENB is, and how long is it till supper, and doesn’t the union booklet say he gets a break now and–

Just get in the damn water already–

-Or I swear to Kyne my next photo shoot is going to involve Falmer clothing and Windhelm.

Or Riften. Yeah, we haven’t been to Riften yet. Sounds like a fine place. And Sedave would like it very much if we went to the Rift, for him that’s just a day trip–

Yeah, fine. You’re right, I shouldn’t make idle threats. Nobody wants to see pictures of Riften.

What?  Um…No.

Mermaids are ladies.

Mermen?

Isn’t that what those tedious gentlemen from Balfiera were calling themselves? Yeah, they were going on and on about the Direnni bloodline. Didn’t see any fishtails on them.

Sedave, I don’t wanna get into a philosophical debate–we’re done here. Towels are over there, Marcus. Stop rooting though all the bags. Sheesh.

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[New maps for Marcus– diffuse built from Fair Men/Real Men; tattoo assets reworked from Eastern Style Body Art and some open source stuff I’ve lost track of; Vitruvia, Frecklemania and Frecklemania 2. Normal map is probably going to get rebuilt. Spec map is Fair Men with some changes and with the face map edited– and I can see that it still needs more work, hrm. Eyes are also a work in progress, Gearhog and Zhoulia and Eyes of Beauty.]

ENB is an extremely tortured version of Caffeine.

 

I think Proventus took a level in badass.

Must be the hat.

And I don’t think Farengar’s going to listen to you about the latest styles from Wayrest anymore.

You see? The trouble he gets into without… I AM going to have to put Sedave on staff, for Marcus- wrangling.

Haha, Marcus must think we are made of money. Nope! It isn’t that long a sentence, you can just wait it out–

Marcus says I can just shut up now.

Also Marcus wants another hat.

of course he does

Basic Robes and a horridly tweaked Caffeine ENB . That is NOT what it is supposed to look like, whoops.  But I couldn’t throw away these pics.

 

 

 

 

No, really– I’m pretty certain that’s what I overheard him tell Sedave:

When Sedave stopped laughing, he reminded Marcus of what happened when–

Look. You have to promise:  WE CAN NEVER TELL THE ELF.

No, really, I mean that. Unless you WANT to spend the rest of your life living in the middle of the Ashlands or someplace inland of Lake Ixtihmal (I am pretty sure the Thalmor haven’t made it to the middle of Black Marsh), we cannot let even a relatively good humored Thalmor officer get wind of this. EVER.

Do you speak Saxheel?

I didn’t think so.

Marcus says it wasn’t his fault. There were these ruins; there was this temple– he had already got dressed for the … uhm thing.  Party. And, anyway, he was doing one last walkthrough and pushed on a rock and it opened this door and welllll…

Marcus says he and Auriel have an understanding.

Marcus? What sort of party was it–

Ah. Mages guild.

Really, that’s all we need to know.

Yeah, I think the elf is gonna find out about it. We’ll have to see how Marcus looks in goggles and facemask–  Sedave says no, no–

There’s always the daedric realms:

 

So that’s our choice?

Fantastic.

I can’t wait to meet the interrogation officer.

Sigh.